The lines have been drawn!

We, the People’s Republic, defenders of lunch, lunch-thought and lunch-pastimes of the proletariat can no longer stand silent as poisonous subject matter is surreptitiously posted to the internets, exposing good, honest workers; good, honest families; good, honest children and our good, honest pets to ideas that lead only to excess and the repression of the Worker!  We have taken the lunch time buddy of the biggest liar and dissenter of all, and hold him hostage!  Cease your poisonous activities Comrade, or pray for the soul and sole of your precious friend.

As you can see here, we mean business.  Not even half a bottle of the nectar of our illustrious motherland and he was easily subdued by the lunch-pastimes of the Worker.

Recant your lies, apologize to the People, mend your ways and your lunch companion may live to see another meal.

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